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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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