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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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