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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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