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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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