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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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