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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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