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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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