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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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