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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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