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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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