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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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