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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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