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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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