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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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