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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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