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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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