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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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