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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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