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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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