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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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