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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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