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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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