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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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