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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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