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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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