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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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