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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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