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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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