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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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