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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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