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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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