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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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