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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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