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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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