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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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