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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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