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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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