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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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