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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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