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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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