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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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