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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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