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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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