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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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