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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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