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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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