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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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