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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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