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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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