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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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