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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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