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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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