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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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