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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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