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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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