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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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