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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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