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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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