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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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