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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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