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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Millie
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a wild boar 🐗
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a pufferfish 🐡
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
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