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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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