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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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