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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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