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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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