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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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