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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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