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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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